HOODIEs

MIDWEIGHT HOODIES (10 OZ)

our standard hoodie. classic weight, stylish fit. perfect for cold or warm weather.

HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIES (13 OZ)

premium, heavy-weight hoodie. thick fabric, metal aglets on the draw strings. for that person that wants to go "oh shit..." when opening their package.

Body Length: (Inches) XS: 27 S: 28 M: 29 L: 30 XL: 31 2XL: 32 3XL: 33 4XL: 34 5X: 35

Body Width: (Inches) XS: 22 S: 23 M: 24 L: 25 XL: 26 2XL: 27.5 3XL: 29 4XL: 31 5XL: 32.5 6XL: 34

Sleeve Length: (From Center Back, Inches) XS: 35.25 S: 36.25 M: 37.25 L: 38.25 XL: 39.25 2XL: 40.25 3XL: 41.25 4XL: 42.25 5XL: 44 6XL: 45.5

SHIRTS

MIDWEIGHT SHIRTS (4.2 OZ)

our standard tee. mid weight, semi-relaxed style. fitted collar.

HEAVYWEIGHT SHIRTS (6.5OZ)

premium tee. for that person who hates ordering shirts online only for them to feel like an oversized, dumpy sack. fitted style, heavy fabric, thick & soft. just like your dad.

ULTRA-HEAVYWEIGHT SHIRTS (8.5OZ)

you're hardcore. graphic tees are your entire personality, and that shit better be as thick as chainmail. we've got you covered. these are the heaviest shirts on the market. literally, they do not make shirts heavier than this. we get it, you live in Buffalo NY.

Body Length: (Inches) XS: 27 S: 28 M: 29 L: 30 XL: 31 2XL: 32 3XL: 33 4XL: 34 5XL: 35 6XL: 36

Body Length Tolerance: XS-6XL: 1

Body Width: (Inches) XS: 16.5 S: 18 M: 20 L: 22 XL: 24 2XL: 26 3XL: 28 4XL: 30 5XL: 32 6XL: 34

Body Width Tolerance: XS-6XL: 1

Neck Size: (Inches) XS: 6 S: 6.5 M: 6.75 L: 7 XL: 7.5 2XL: 7.75 3XL: 7.75 4XL: 8 5XL: 8 6XL: 8.25

CREWNECKS

LIGHTWEIGHT CREW (8.1 OZ)

thinner fabric, semi-relaxed stylish fit. perfect for warmer weather.

MIDWEIGHT CREW (10.5 OZ)

our standard crewneck. mid weight, semi-relaxed fit. insanely soft but also breathable. perfect for hot or cold weather.

HEAVYWEIGHT CREW (13 OZ)

premium, heavy weight crewneck. thick fabric, relaxed fit. for that person who values quality in clothing over everything.

Body Length: (Inches) XS: 25 S: 26.5 M: 28 L: 29.5 XL: 31 2XL: 32.5 3XL: 34

Body Length Tolerance: XS-3XL: 1

Chest Tolerance: (Inches) XS-3XL: 1

Chest Width: (Inches) XS: 19 S: 20.5 M: 22 L: 23.5 XL: 25 2XL: 26.5 3XL: 28

Chest Length: (Inches) XS: 34 S: 35 M: 36 L: 37 XL: 38 2XL: 39 3XL: 40

CROP TOPS

thin and breathable - insanely soft. perfect for nipple piercings.

Body Length: (Inches) S: 18.375 M: 19.125 L: 19.875 XL: 20.625 2XL: 21.375

Chest Width: (Inches) S: 18.75 M: 19.875 L: 21.875 XL: 23.875 2XL: 25.875

CROP TANKS

relaxed fit. perfect for warm weather. or for hoping for warm weather. we get it - the second it hits 40 degrees it’s summer.

Body Length: (Inches) XS/S: 16.25 M/L: 17.25

Body Width: (Inches) XS/S: 14.5 M/L: 16

SWEATPANTS

our sweatpants are the best. seriously, everyone loves them. i’m wearing them right now. fitted legs & generous waist. plus it’s got pockets. AND A BACK POCKET!

(WE NOW OFFER ULTRA-HEAVY SWEATS. THESE ARE GNARLY. ALMOST 2.5X THE FABRIC OF THE STANDARD. POSSIBLY BULLETPROOF?)

Inseam: (Inches) XS: 28 S: 29.5 M: 30 L: 30 XL: 30.5 2XL: 30.5

Outseam: (Inches) XS: 38 S: 40 M: 41 L: 41.5 XL: 42.5 2XL: 43

Waist: (Inches) XS: 26-28 S: 28-31 M: 31-33 L: 33-35 XL: 35-38 2XL: 38-42

CROPPED HOODIES

light weight & insanely soft. oh you have a belly button piercing and want to show it off? wow, thank you.

Body Length: (Inches) XS: 17.25 S: 18.25 M: 19.25 L: 20.25 XL: 21.25 2XL: 22.25

Body Width: (Inches) XS: 20.75 S: 21.75 M: 22.75 L: 23.75 XL: 24.75 2XL: 25.75

Sleeve Length: (Inches) XS: 31.25 S: 32.25 M: 33.25 L: 34.25 XL: 35.25 2XL: 36.25

SHORTS

premium fleece with metal aglet draw strings. pockets baby!

Inseam: (Inches) XS: 9 S: 9 M: 9 L: 9 XL: 9 2XL: 9

Outseam: (Inches) XS: 19.5 S: 20 M: 20.5 L: 21 XL: 21.5 2XL: 22

Waist Extended: (Inches) XS: 19 S: 20 M: 21 L: 22 XL: 23 2XL: 24

Waist Relaxed: (Inches) XS: 14 S: 15 M: 16 L: 17 XL: 18 2XL: 19.5